Annual St Patricks Day Rant
Yea, its March 17th again so lets all wear green and pretend we’re really Irish, or genuinely claim we’re Irish because 5 generations ago a cousin once ate a potato that they’re pretty sure was grown by leprechauns.
I totally don’t get it, really. But I think it’s time to give St. Andrew his turn in the spotlight. So this year, November 30th, lets everyone wear blue and get smashed on whiskey or good Scottish Ale. And, let’s face it, the Scots can drink way more than the Irish. You calling my pint a poof?