{"id":114,"date":"2005-02-22T17:49:08","date_gmt":"2005-02-23T00:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2005-02-22T17:49:08","modified_gmt":"2005-02-23T00:49:08","slug":"guapizzle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"guapizzle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>It seems tizzy tha idea just won\u2019t go away, some states W-to-tha-izzant ta introduce a tax on tha miles you drive . Fo&#8217;-fo&#8217; desert eagle to your motherfuckin&#8217; dome. It seems tizzle by hatin&#8217; thugz ta drive mizzy efficient vehicles, tha state is saggin&#8217; revenue n needs ways ta makes tizzle up. So\u2026. here\u2019s. a tax on how many miles of road you use. The article raps also `bout tha price per mile being different gang bangin&#8217; on tizzy of dizzy location etc. I thiznink its a diznumb idea, why not jizzy increaze tha tax on gas W-H-to-tha-izzich will keep revenues up n continue ta discourage messin&#8217; gas guzzl&#8217;n cars . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. And if we really have ta have a pa-mile tax, why not jizzle have tha motherfucka read on a regualr basis? Pimpin&#8217; a GPS in each ride is jizzay a recipie fo` abuse.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My thanks ta <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizoogle.com\">gizooglizzles<\/a> fo` tha translation n ta <a href=\"http:\/\/bfgreen.freeshell.org\/movable_type\/mt\/\">Brian <\/a>fo` weed-smokin&#8217; it out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems tizzy tha idea just won\u2019t go away, some states W-to-tha-izzant ta introduce a tax on tha miles you drive . Fo&#8217;-fo&#8217; desert eagle to your motherfuckin&#8217; dome. It seems tizzle by hatin&#8217; thugz ta drive mizzy efficient vehicles, tha state is saggin&#8217; revenue n needs ways ta makes tizzle up. So\u2026. here\u2019s. a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}