{"id":119,"date":"2005-02-28T10:30:18","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T17:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=119"},"modified":"2005-02-28T10:30:18","modified_gmt":"2005-02-28T17:30:18","slug":"the-oscars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"The Oscars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t usually watch the show but found myself in front of it last night. Kinda boring, no controversy to spice it up, not enough statues to Brits. But I did want to complain about Chris Rock. First, why the hell did everyone give him a standing ovation just for walking on stage? And whats the deal with the anti-Bush jokes in his opening monologue? I&#8217;m no fan of Bush but this is supposed to be entertainment, just because you&#8217;re a &#8220;celebrity&#8221; and have a captive audience doesn&#8217;t mean you should use it a platform for your views. Its just poor taste for the host to do it. Another low light &#8211; Dustin Hoffman presenting best film; was he drunk? high? asleep?? Way to spoil the big announcement, Dustin.<\/p>\n<p>But there were some highlights: Natalie Portman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kirsten Dunst and Halle Berry were all mighty fine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t usually watch the show but found myself in front of it last night. Kinda boring, no controversy to spice it up, not enough statues to Brits. But I did want to complain about Chris Rock. First, why the hell did everyone give him a standing ovation just for walking on stage? And whats [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17],"tags":[164],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-rants","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}