{"id":144,"date":"2005-04-11T10:13:02","date_gmt":"2005-04-11T18:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2005-04-11T10:13:02","modified_gmt":"2005-04-11T18:13:02","slug":"things-i-have-an-irrational-dislike-of-247","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Things I Have an Irrational Dislike Of #247"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It annoys me immensely when people insist on using chopsticks at a fast-food Chinese restaurant (like Panda Express). The American custom of not using rice bowls to eat from makes chopstick use highly inconvenient so I am sure this requirement stems solely from a wish to look cooler than everyone else. Yeah, if you&#8217;re in a nice restaurant, break out the stix to make it more of an occasion but when you&#8217;re stuffing $5 orange chicken in your mouth at a lunchtime, just use a fork and get it eaten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It annoys me immensely when people insist on using chopsticks at a fast-food Chinese restaurant (like Panda Express). The American custom of not using rice bowls to eat from makes chopstick use highly inconvenient so I am sure this requirement stems solely from a wish to look cooler than everyone else. Yeah, if you&#8217;re in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[164],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}