{"id":162,"date":"2005-05-25T07:07:09","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T15:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=162"},"modified":"2005-05-25T07:07:09","modified_gmt":"2005-05-25T15:07:09","slug":"that-paris-hilton-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"That Paris Hilton Commercial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally saw the Paris Hilton\/Carl&#8217;s Jr ad on TV last night and I have to say <em>Damn!<\/em>. Its no wonder the moral &#8216;majority&#8217; wants it taken off the air though I say to them get over it. Its hard to make the connection between a spicy bbq burger and a sexy car wash but it&#8217;s a nice change from seeing ads for female freshness and the like.<\/p>\n<p>In case you haven&#8217;t seen it, you can watch it in its full uncensored glory <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spicyparis.com\/paris.html\">at this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, where did I put the Paris Hilton sex video&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally saw the Paris Hilton\/Carl&#8217;s Jr ad on TV last night and I have to say Damn!. Its no wonder the moral &#8216;majority&#8217; wants it taken off the air though I say to them get over it. Its hard to make the connection between a spicy bbq burger and a sexy car wash but it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}