The Annual St. Patrick’s Day Rant
Another year, and here we go again. Green everywhere, people proud of their 0.0001% Irish blood (and that’s just the Guinness they plan to drink this evening), suddenly everyone wishes they knew Gaelic. Argh, enough already. Most people claiming Irish blood probably have an equal amount of (insert other European country here), why is no one going crazy for BoyWithFingerIntheDyke day? Dutch beer is sooo much better than Irish, anyway – a double victory!
So I’m telling you again people, stop it.