{"id":218,"date":"2005-11-18T07:35:14","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T15:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/2005\/dont-you-wish-you-were-me\/"},"modified":"2005-11-18T07:35:14","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T15:35:14","slug":"dont-you-wish-you-were-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t You Wish You Were Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my daily evening schedule when at the <em>loveshack<\/em> &#8211; don&#8217;t you wish you led my exciting life?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Get home sometime between 4.30pm and 5pm<\/li>\n<li>5pm &#8211; 6pm Watch Home Improvement whilst eating turkey sandwich<\/li>\n<li>6pm &#8211; 7pm Watch Seinfeld<\/li>\n<li>7pm Watch The Simpsons<\/li>\n<li>7.30pm Watch yet more Seinfeld<\/li>\n<li>8pm Play Fifa Soccer 2005 on my XBox<\/li>\n<li>9pm Watch CSI\/Law &#038; Order\/SVU\/CI<\/li>\n<li>10pm Watch CSI\/Law &#038; Order\/SVU\/CI<\/li>\n<li>11pm Watch The Simpsons<\/li>\n<li>11.30pm Watch Seinfeld, fall asleep<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my daily evening schedule when at the loveshack &#8211; don&#8217;t you wish you led my exciting life? Get home sometime between 4.30pm and 5pm 5pm &#8211; 6pm Watch Home Improvement whilst eating turkey sandwich 6pm &#8211; 7pm Watch Seinfeld 7pm Watch The Simpsons 7.30pm Watch yet more Seinfeld 8pm Play Fifa Soccer 2005 on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,18],"tags":[164,171],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","category-san-diego","tag-rants","tag-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}