{"id":248,"date":"2006-02-08T14:09:41","date_gmt":"2006-02-08T22:09:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/2006\/things-i-dont-understand\/"},"modified":"2006-02-08T14:09:41","modified_gmt":"2006-02-08T22:09:41","slug":"things-i-dont-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"Things I Don&#8217;t Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Why remake the Pink Panther movies, Steve Martin may be funny but there is only one Inspector Clouseau<\/li>\n<li>The people on Judge Joe Brown &#8211; yesterday a woman was writing cheques she couldn&#8217;t cash but blamed the person she gave them to for depositing them before she had the funds. And another woman trashed a car she thought was her ex-boyfriend&#8217;s but actually belonged to a total stranger. She thought she was innocent as she hadn&#8217;t meant to damage someone else&#8217;s car. Who are these people???!!<\/li>\n<li>People who buy low budget fares on airlines and expect the airline to treat them like executive passengers when things go wrong. You paid $50 for a roundtrip and now want a hotel and free flight on a different airline? If the flight was that important to you, maybe you should have bought a proper fare on a larger carrier. And don&#8217;t get in the face of the gate agent, you cheap bastard!<\/li>\n<li>American Football and Baseball. Yeah, I know 50 million people can&#8217;t be wrong so maybe it&#8217;s just TV coverage that sucks, because if I watch any part of these games I really do want to kill myself after just a few minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Why do people buy the PT Cruiser? Thanks to the Aztec and that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.automobilemag.com\/reviews\/convertibles\/0502_chevrolet_ssr_ls2_60\/\">awful Chevrolet vehicle<\/a> the Cruiser isn&#8217;t the ugliest car on the road but please don&#8217;t pull alongside me and smile like our cars are kin.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why remake the Pink Panther movies, Steve Martin may be funny but there is only one Inspector Clouseau The people on Judge Joe Brown &#8211; yesterday a woman was writing cheques she couldn&#8217;t cash but blamed the person she gave them to for depositing them before she had the funds. And another woman trashed a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[164],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}