{"id":31,"date":"2004-10-20T07:29:34","date_gmt":"2004-10-20T14:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2004-10-20T07:29:34","modified_gmt":"2004-10-20T14:29:34","slug":"john-mcenroe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"John McEnroe"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why the hell does this idiot have a prime-time talk show? He walks on at the beginning like he’s some big star, makes a few “I’m so humble” gestures to the crowd whilst clearly being anything but. Then his interviews and, ahem, comedy bits are as about as interesting and funny as having a favourite pet put to sleep. <\/p>\n

And while we’re on the subject of people I can’t stand seeing on my TV, will someone please get Kerry and his Smithers-style lickspittle Edwards off my TV screen? I don’t care what they are saying, their gestures and smug ‘saviours of the human race’ expressions piss me off. If I had a vote in the USA I’d probably be a Democrat but whoever advised these two to act how they do should have to work on McEnroe’s lame-fest as punishment. Although I really don’t like Bush, hopefully I won’t have to see them after a few more weeks as I can’t afford to replace any more TVs. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why the hell does this idiot have a prime-time talk show? He walks on at the beginning like he’s some big star, makes a few “I’m so humble” gestures to the crowd whilst clearly being anything but. Then his interviews and, ahem, comedy bits are as about as interesting and funny as having a favourite […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17],"tags":[164],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-rants","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}