{"id":403,"date":"2007-03-17T08:29:43","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T16:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/2007\/annual-st-patricks-day-rant\/"},"modified":"2007-03-17T08:29:43","modified_gmt":"2007-03-17T16:29:43","slug":"annual-st-patricks-day-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"Annual St Patricks Day Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yea, its March 17th again so lets all wear green and pretend we&#8217;re really Irish, or genuinely claim we&#8217;re Irish because 5 generations ago a cousin once ate a potato that they&#8217;re pretty sure was grown by leprechauns. <\/p>\n<p>I totally don&#8217;t get it, really. But I think it&#8217;s time to give St. Andrew his turn in the spotlight. So this year, November 30th, lets everyone wear blue and get smashed on whiskey or good Scottish Ale. And, let&#8217;s face it, the Scots can drink way more than the Irish. You calling my pint a poof?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yea, its March 17th again so lets all wear green and pretend we&#8217;re really Irish, or genuinely claim we&#8217;re Irish because 5 generations ago a cousin once ate a potato that they&#8217;re pretty sure was grown by leprechauns. I totally don&#8217;t get it, really. But I think it&#8217;s time to give St. Andrew his turn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[164],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}