{"id":440,"date":"2007-07-30T11:12:30","date_gmt":"2007-07-30T19:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/2007\/christmas-in-july\/"},"modified":"2007-07-30T11:12:30","modified_gmt":"2007-07-30T19:12:30","slug":"christmas-in-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Christmas in July?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went to the Imperial Valley Mall as usual on Saturday, first store we see has a giant posted of Father Christmas in the window. I&#8217;m like wtf? The banner proclaims &#8220;Look who we&#8217;ve got inside&#8221; or some such message. A look through the window showed a display of Christmas ornaments and assorted crap. I wanted to go inside and shout &#8220;Don&#8217;t you know it&#8217;s only fricken&#8217; July&#8221; but I was distracted by the shouts of &#8220;orange chicken?&#8221; and &#8220;sample?&#8221; from the nearby Chinese eaterie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went to the Imperial Valley Mall as usual on Saturday, first store we see has a giant posted of Father Christmas in the window. I&#8217;m like wtf? The banner proclaims &#8220;Look who we&#8217;ve got inside&#8221; or some such message. A look through the window showed a display of Christmas ornaments and assorted crap. I wanted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[164],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}