{"id":484,"date":"2007-12-26T10:00:08","date_gmt":"2007-12-26T18:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/2007\/not-so-magic-sheep\/"},"modified":"2007-12-26T10:00:08","modified_gmt":"2007-12-26T18:00:08","slug":"not-so-magic-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=484","title":{"rendered":"Not So Magic Sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2359\/2138146651_4f7f80a96b.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"\" class=\"center\" height=\"60%\" width=\"60%\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Well, I kinda knew it wasn&#8217;t going to work. The bag of secret liquid has quite a lot of crystals already grown so it&#8217;s no real surprise that there wasn&#8217;t enough juice to grow a full woolly coat. But at least the sheep will be keeping his rear end warm this season (33F last night!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I kinda knew it wasn&#8217;t going to work. The bag of secret liquid has quite a lot of crystals already grown so it&#8217;s no real surprise that there wasn&#8217;t enough juice to grow a full woolly coat. But at least the sheep will be keeping his rear end warm this season (33F last night!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}