{"id":486,"date":"2008-01-02T12:58:14","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T20:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/2008\/hello-my-name-is-josh\/"},"modified":"2008-01-02T12:58:14","modified_gmt":"2008-01-02T20:58:14","slug":"hello-my-name-is-josh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"Hello, My Name is Josh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cringe every time I am asked to give my name in a restaurant, fast food joint etc. I know not why but there are very few people out there who hear the word &#8220;Paul&#8221; when I say my name. Much easier just to call myself Josh. Or Steve. Or &#8230; Recent names that have appeared on my receipts, starting with the one from today:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Poul<\/li>\n<li>Pole<\/li>\n<li>Pawl<\/li>\n<li>Pull<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cringe every time I am asked to give my name in a restaurant, fast food joint etc. I know not why but there are very few people out there who hear the word &#8220;Paul&#8221; when I say my name. Much easier just to call myself Josh. Or Steve. Or &#8230; Recent names that have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[164],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}