{"id":488,"date":"2008-01-12T11:09:18","date_gmt":"2008-01-12T19:09:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/2008\/i-citizen\/"},"modified":"2008-01-12T11:09:18","modified_gmt":"2008-01-12T19:09:18","slug":"i-citizen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=488","title":{"rendered":"I, Citizen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2275\/2188275138_9398ec13d1.jpg?v=0\" class=\"left\" width=\"40%\" HEIGHT=\"40%\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nI am definitely a citizen:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>got my naturalization certificate<\/li>\n<li>got my US passport<\/li>\n<li>got my voter registration card<\/li>\n<li>got a jury duty summons<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All I need now is my pick up truck and rifle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am definitely a citizen: got my naturalization certificate got my US passport got my voter registration card got a jury duty summons All I need now is my pick up truck and rifle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}