{"id":715,"date":"2009-02-25T19:58:03","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T03:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=715"},"modified":"2009-02-25T19:58:03","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T03:58:03","slug":"can-i-just-buy-some-freakin-groceries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=715","title":{"rendered":"Can I Just Buy Some Freakin&#8217; Groceries?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I go to Von&#8217;s in San Diego once a week, sometimes twice if my weekly &#8216;meal plan&#8217; gets compromised by greed or desire for something different. And every time I have to squeeze my way by somebody in the doorway selling something or wanting a donation or wanting a signature on the way in and\/or out. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s for charity&#8221; &#8211; yeah, last time I bought something for charity I spent $15 and found out that only 75c was being donated.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you want every kid to be fingerprinted?&#8221; &#8211; against that on so many levels<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t I just buy some friggin&#8217; groceries? Ugh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I go to Von&#8217;s in San Diego once a week, sometimes twice if my weekly &#8216;meal plan&#8217; gets compromised by greed or desire for something different. And every time I have to squeeze my way by somebody in the doorway selling something or wanting a donation or wanting a signature on the way in and\/or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[164],"class_list":["post-715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}