{"id":782,"date":"2009-07-04T14:38:11","date_gmt":"2009-07-04T22:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=782"},"modified":"2009-07-04T14:38:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-04T22:38:11","slug":"the-heat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=782","title":{"rendered":"The Heat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is here and yes it&#8217;s pretty hot outside and only going to get worse but the biggest annoyance to me is the water. You can&#8217;t get cool water out of the tap any more. Want a glass of water? The stream will start cool but by the end of it you&#8217;ll be drinking luke warm water. Ick.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not just drinking water. This morning I was at the mall, using the gentleman&#8217;s facilities when I was aware of this hot blast of air on my tender behind. Yes, even the water in the toilets is hot, giving out a warm air onto your nether regions. Now I can&#8217;t say that it was unpleasant but not something I am used to.<\/p>\n<p>Now back to the sofa and a fan&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is here and yes it&#8217;s pretty hot outside and only going to get worse but the biggest annoyance to me is the water. You can&#8217;t get cool water out of the tap any more. Want a glass of water? The stream will start cool but by the end of it you&#8217;ll be drinking luke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[100],"class_list":["post-782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-heat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}