{"id":879,"date":"2010-07-20T13:54:07","date_gmt":"2010-07-20T21:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=879"},"modified":"2010-07-20T13:54:07","modified_gmt":"2010-07-20T21:54:07","slug":"41st-anniversary-of-the-moon-some-profanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/?p=879","title":{"rendered":"41st Anniversary of the Moon (some profanity)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today marks 41 years since Neil Armstrong took that first step onto the moon&#8217;s surface. Which made me think of this great bit from Eddie Izzard:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>They went to the Moon and they brought back rock. Trouble is, we&#8217;ve got rock. That was the one thing we didn&#8217;t need, wasn&#8217;t it? &#8220;Rock, Neil? I don&#8217;t know whether you looked at the planet before you took off, but it&#8217;s made of fucking rock!&#8221; &#8220;But it&#8217;s Moon rock \u2026&#8221; &#8220;Oh, fucking hell, this is Earth rock, Neil, come on! Have you heard, on the stock market, rock&#8217;s gone up three points? No, it hasn&#8217;t, has it? &#8216;Cause it&#8217;s fucking rock!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today marks 41 years since Neil Armstrong took that first step onto the moon&#8217;s surface. Which made me think of this great bit from Eddie Izzard: They went to the Moon and they brought back rock. Trouble is, we&#8217;ve got rock. That was the one thing we didn&#8217;t need, wasn&#8217;t it? &#8220;Rock, Neil? I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[120],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}