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Click here if you want to see screenshots of the upcoming Star Wars 3 movie. It looks sweet. Update: link is no longer available.

And some sweet new iPods. Update: I’m sure gonna get me one of them there 30G ones. But the mall car park where the Apple Store is located is currently underwater so I will have to wait a while.

I’ll be upgrading to WordPress 1.5 soon so don’t panic if this site becomes even more useless than it currently is.

It seems tizzy tha idea just won’t go away, some states W-to-tha-izzant ta introduce a tax on tha miles you drive . Fo’-fo’ desert eagle to your motherfuckin’ dome. It seems tizzle by hatin’ thugz ta drive mizzy efficient vehicles, tha state is saggin’ revenue n needs ways ta makes tizzle up. So…. here’s. a tax on how many miles of road you use. The article raps also `bout tha price per mile being different gang bangin’ on tizzy of dizzy location etc. I thiznink its a diznumb idea, why not jizzy increaze tha tax on gas W-H-to-tha-izzich will keep revenues up n continue ta discourage messin’ gas guzzl’n cars . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. And if we really have ta have a pa-mile tax, why not jizzle have tha motherfucka read on a regualr basis? Pimpin’ a GPS in each ride is jizzay a recipie fo` abuse.

My thanks ta gizooglizzles fo` tha translation n ta Brian fo` weed-smokin’ it out

From the abacus to the Powerbook and beyond.

In the life-imitiates-art category, this story from Boing Boing tells of a dodgy transaction involving a sick parrot and a pet store owner.

It’s healthy to eat your bogies, so get picking and eating.

Another Race is over, I think the wrong couple won but they played a good race at the end so fair play and all that. I think its a shame that the next series is starting so soon, there needs to be more time between these shows so we start to miss them. I think the Race is the best show on TV but that doesn’t mean I want it on 50 weeks a year.

Its a well known rule that if you’re in a foreign land, speaking English loudly and slowly will get you understood…. well, apparantly the term “fast fast fast” is universally understood – every team used it with every cab driver!

Last year I was lucky enough to be out of the country for the Super Yawn but this year I’m here in the US and my neighbours are already gathering on their front yard for the party. Typically the guests have decided to park opposite my house rather than opposite the house they are visiting, I hope I don’t accidentally back the Jeep out too fast and dent the shiny F250 that’s blocking the view from my window. It almost seems a shame not to watch the game – I’m sure it would look great on my big screen TV – but instead I will find something more exciting. Anyone know what channel is showing paint drying?

Nude juicebars, eh?

To see the flaming pile of poo of course!

I love it when you follow a chain of blogs (note, there must be a geek term for this) and find a gem. In this case, the chain wasn’t real long, only had to look at eSchwa to discover Waiter Rant. Priceless, totally priceless, and worthy of a place in my links list.